Greenbacks of Sham

I DO NOT LIKE GREENBACKS OF SHAM,
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, UNCLE SAM!!!
I WILL NOT BUY THEM HERE OR THERE,
I WILL NOT BUY THEM ANYHERE!!

I WILL NOT BUY THEM WITH A MOUSE.
I WILL NOT SAVE THEM IN MY HOUSE.
I WILL NOT BUY THEM WITH A FOX.
I WILL NOT SAVE THEM IN MY BOX.

NOT in a car, not in the dark.
NOT in a train, not in the rain.
I DO NOT LIKE GREENBACKS OF SHAM.
I WILL NOT BUY THEM, UNCLE SAM.

Gold Coins? Try them Try them, you will see?
If I try them, uncle sam, will you let me be?
I like them, I really like them, uncle sam.
So I tried them, uncle sam,

And, I liked them, uncle sam.
So, where are those coins, my uncle sam?
He will not sell them here or there.
He will not sell them anywhere,

Not at a bank, not from the safes,
Not from a house, nor through a mouse.
So I tried them, and I like them,
But I can not find them here or there,

I can not find them anywhere.
I can only find, greenbacks of sham,
I can only find them, uncle sam,
And, I can find them here and there,

And, I can find them everywhere.